Official Texans vs. 49ers Fake Game Thread, 8/15/2015

[Arky]

Game will be on ABC channel 13 @ 7pm in the Houston area. The "Texan Extra Points" show that comes on @ 6:30 pm (same channel) beforehand is usually a good watch.

No telling how the 49'ers will play - big changes with that team - the arrow is pointing down......

Texans really looked bad in their pre-season opener last year losing 32-0 to the Arizona Cardinals.

For the degenerates, the Texans are favored by 2.5....

[WMH]

I look forward to overreacting to this game.

[HPF Bob]

Fire the Coa..er, Fire the Gene...um, Fire the Owner!

[Nconroe]

I suppose I'm mostly interested how QB look, but it's early.

[Warren]

Hoyer is getting the start.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Fire the Coa..er, Fire the Gene...um, Fire the Owner!

And fire yo husband cause we firin' errybody out here.

[chuck]

That did not suck.

[Arky]

Texans take an 8-0 lead on 58-yard catch and run to Shorts. Quick fastball pass to Hopkins is good for the two points...

Lookin' good so far...

[Big Texas]

Hoyer looked pretty good. But I guess I still want Mallet to win the job. He just has the higher ceiling.

[chuck]

What, seven plays at point blank range? I understand that they're not using their playbook but that is crazy.

[Arky]

Oy, with Mallet in, the Texans have about 23 chances to punch it in from the 1 yard line and get stonewalled.... Substitutions already happening.... Score remains 8-0, 49'ers ball at their 1 yard line.

Now, end of the 1st quarter.