Official Texans vs. 49ers Fake Game Thread, 8/15/2015

[HPF Bob]

Fire the Coa..er, Fire the Gene...um, Fire the Owner!

[Nconroe]

I suppose I'm mostly interested how QB look, but it's early.

[Warren]

Hoyer is getting the start.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Fire the Coa..er, Fire the Gene...um, Fire the Owner!

And fire yo husband cause we firin' errybody out here.

[chuck]

That did not suck.

[Arky]

Texans take an 8-0 lead on 58-yard catch and run to Shorts. Quick fastball pass to Hopkins is good for the two points...

Lookin' good so far...

[Big Texas]

Hoyer looked pretty good. But I guess I still want Mallet to win the job. He just has the higher ceiling.

[chuck]

What, seven plays at point blank range? I understand that they're not using their playbook but that is crazy.

[WMH]

Ungood, even if it's not the 1st team OLine.

[chuck]

And eight. It was the starting interior line. Total garbage. Eight plays to gain two yards. I'm glad I won't be in the OL meeting tomorrow.

[Arky]

Oy, with Mallet in, the Texans have about 23 chances to punch it in from the 1 yard line and get stonewalled.... Substitutions already happening.... Score remains 8-0, 49'ers ball at their 1 yard line.

Now, end of the 1st quarter.

[Arky]

49ers go the length of the field on a 99-yard drive and get six.

Score = Texans 8, 49ers 7

12:46 left in the half.

[Arky]

With 3:54 remaining in the half, 49ers kick a 37-yard FG.

49ers 10, Texans 8