Five roster spots to fill

[chuck]

Is it really that difficult for someone who makes his living as a writer (quotation marks available at additional charge) to write are rather than R on his motherfkkking twitter? I mean, seriously. That fat fkkk has better job security than Kubiak.

Maybe I should start writing to that idiot again. He usually answered. I don't know whether that's to his credit or his shame.

The shame's probably mine, now that I think about it. I'm going to go and lick my palms 4 a while and contempl8t it.