Official Texans @ Jaguars Game Thread, 11/8/2020

[HPF Bob]

There are worse things than getting COVID. Living in Cleveland is one of them.

[Arky]

Originally Posted by chuck

Their quarterback has covid.

I mean, he's obviously faking the whole thing after receiving a handsome payment from George Soros, but I think the point is he may not play.

Which now that I reflect on it makes me wonder why bookmakers think that disadvantages the Browns.

ESPN is saying "The Cleveland Browns have placed quarterback Baker Mayfield on the reserve/COVID-19 list after the quarterback came into contact with a staff member who tested positive Saturday for the virus. Mayfield himself has not tested positive, according to a league source, and he could return to practice as early as Wednesday morning if he continues to test negative."

So, better safe than sorry with a plague that has a 99.99% chance of survival for those under 40.

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

There are worse things than getting COVID. Living in Cleveland is one of them.

Ewww, you're right. The only thing I can think that's worse would be for millions of Americans to elect a creepy old guy with dementia as president. *shudder*

Oh wait....

[Keith]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

There are worse things than getting COVID. Living in Cleveland is one of them.

Playing for Cleveland is the other, since they are the organization that had been handing out staph infections like jehovah's witnesses with pamplets hot off the presses.