Official Texans vs. Jaguars Game Thread, 9/10/2017

[Arky]

Amusing article by Sean Pendergast:

NFL Football, Week 1: Jaguars 29, Texans 7 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Winners:

4. Duane Brown
3. Leonard Fournette
2. Concussion doctors
1. Cleveland Browns

Losers:

4. Tom Savage
3. Xavier Su'a-Filo
2. Mike Vrabel
1. (tie) Bill O'Brien and Rick Smith

..........Smith and O'Brien have committed malpractice on the offensive side of the football for four years, and should be served papers for punitive damages by the city of Houston for the wounds inflicted on our collective eyes.........