Texans vs. Cowboys fake game canceled

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

I wonder if any Week 1 games are going to be postponed?

It would not surprise me to see the league move the first game to Florida and play the game with the Jags later in the season in Houston.

That is an enormous logistical challenge but it might be necessary.

[barrett]

Originally Posted by chuck

It would not surprise me to see the league move the first game to Florida and play the game with the Jags later in the season in Houston.

That is an enormous logistical challenge but it might be necessary.

I think the Texas Rangers already vetoed the Jags and Texans swapping home games.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by barrett

I think the Texas Rangers already vetoed the Jags and Texans swapping home games.

The Texas Rangers can gargle some mayo.

[HPF Bob]

Originally Posted by chuck

The Texas Rangers can gargle some mayo.

They can gargle some anti-freeze, especially that little bitch, Gomez.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

They can gargle some anti-freeze, especially that little bitch, Gomez.

You and I are on the same page on this deal. Gomez is a singularly unlikeable player.

It's too bad that it's the Rangers that are the beneficiaries of this hurricane swoon. I mean, even at the beginning of August it was obvious the Astros were in the middle of an epic, Houston-style collapse. But it's especially vexing that the team that gets the Harvey spoils is Banister's group of jackoffs.

Last time it was the Cubs and that dickhead Zambrano. And that was bad enough.

[Foo'ball Fool]

Moving the game to Florida doesn't look like such a good idea anymore. Chuck, hope you've got everything tied down there in PR. Stay safe!

[chuck]

Originally Posted by Foo'ball Fool

Moving the game to Florida doesn't look like such a good idea anymore. Chuck, hope you've got everything tied down there in PR. Stay safe!

Thanks for the thought but despite nunu's insistence I am not in Puerto Rico, nor Peru nor Paraguay nor Papua New Guinea nor Poland nor Portugal nor Pakistan nor Palestine nor Papeete. I am in Panama and we do not get hurricanes here. Not yet, anyway.