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Old 12-24-2016, 10:39 PM
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Aight, let's do it the hard way....

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Ball marked at the 9 yard line.

Burkhead for 5.

Pass to LaFell in the flat goes inc. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Slant to LaFell goes all the way for the TD. Offsides Texans is declined. 86 yards.

Bengals 10, Texans 6

10:45 left in the game.
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:45 PM
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The ensuing kickoff is a touchback. Texan's ball at their 25.

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Pass to Fuller gets 19.

Savage scrambles for 11. Ball at the Bengal 45.

Pass to Hop goes to the Bengal 24, 1st down.

Blue runs it in for the TD! 24 yards!

Extra point is blocked. Ouch.

Texans 12, Bengals 10

8:41 left in the game.
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:50 PM
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Man, it would really suck to have to decide the AFCS next week....

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Bengals bring the ensuing kickoff back to their 29. Bengal's ball.

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Burkhead for 3.

Dalton is sacked! Loss of 6. 3rd and 13 coming up.

Pass towards LaFell (?) is inc. Bengals will have to punt.

Ervin fair catches the punt at the Texan 20. Texan's ball with 7 minutes left in the game.
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:57 PM
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Ball marked at the Texan 21.

Blue for 2.

Dump to Blue over the middle gets 4. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Savage pressured, but gets the pass off to Hop for 16 and the 1st down.

Blue sweeps for 1.

Blue goes right for 1. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Bengals use a timeout (#2). 4:01 left in the game.

On 3rd and 8, pass to Mumph at the sideline gets 4.... Texans will have to punt on 4th and 3.

Bengals bring the punt back to their 15. Bengal's ball with 3:46 left in the game.
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:09 PM
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Burkhead for about 9½.

Pass to Core gets 5 and the 1st down.

Deep pass to Core too long, inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Delay to Burkhead gets 5. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Pass to Uzomah gets the 1st down at the Bengal 41. 2:13 left in the game.

Cushing blows up the sweep left. Loss of 6.

2 minute warning.

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On 2nd and 16, pass to Uzomah gets 5. 3rd and 11 coming up.

Pass to Wright gets 7. 4th and 4 for the Bengals and they are going for it.

Texans use a timeout.

On 4th and 4, pass to Uzomah gets the 1st down at the Texan 44.

Dumpoff to Burkhead gets 9. 45 seconds left in the game. Ball at the Texan 35.

Pass to Uzomah gets 1 and the 1st down.

Damn, delay to Burkhead gets 9. 5 seconds left in the game. Bengals going for the FG.

Texans use their last timeout.

Bullock's 43-yarder is no good. Awesome!

Final score:

Texans 12, Bengals 10
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:15 PM
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Kubiak drafted that guy. I mean, he went out of his way to draft him.

Of course Kubiak has a Super Bowl ring as a head coach and Rick Smith is licking the hairless nuts of a gutless puke. So I guess they're even.
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:17 PM
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Winning UGLY - it's what the Texans do.

All I could think of was Randy Bullock beating the Texans but he yipped it. Pooooooor Aggie!

Congratulations, Houston Texans, 2016 AFC South Champions! Don't interview Savage, chickie. Interview this defense. Week after week, they're the ones getting the job done.

BTW, Merry Christmas!
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:24 PM
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Tom Savage turnovers: 0
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:47 PM
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Nice work, Izzo.
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:49 PM
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I mean, seriously, just kick the motherfking extra point. Quit lining up on the hashmark, quit dicking around, just fking kick it. Christ. You see the Patriots doing this sort of bullshit?
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Old 12-24-2016, 10:51 PM
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Ok. Can we please score another TD and basically put this game away? Or crap, at least a FG?
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:07 PM
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Unbelievable. Love you Fat Randy.
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Old 12-24-2016, 11:08 PM
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Are you ****************in kidding me
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