Official Texans @ Patriots Game Thread, 9/22/2016

[Arky]

BFG (Big F****** Game). Might be the biggest game of the year... Who else could it be? Denver? Green Bay? Indy twice? Cincy?

4 hrs. to go....

[Arky]

Pats win the toss and defer. Texans to receive.

Kickoff is a touchback. Texan's ball at the 25.

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L Miller for 9.

L Miller loses 2. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Flat pass to Hop gets 14 and the 1st down.

L Miller for maybe 2.

Pass to Anderson off his hands, inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Sheard sacks Oz. Texans will have to punt.

Catch interference on James III on the punt. Refs place the ball at the Pat 31. Pat's ball.

12:16 left in the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

Blount for no gain.

Short pass to Edelman goes for 6. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Deep pass to Hogan too long, inc. Pats have to punt.

Ervin fair catches at the Texan 11. Texan's ball.

[chuck]

This OL is just about to piss me the fk off.

[Arky]

L Miller for 2.

L Miller for 7.

Good spot on the L Miller run gives the Texans the 1st down.

Texans use a timeout. ???

Pass to Fuller complete at the 39 yard line of the Texans. 1st down.

L Miller for 2.

Short pass to L Miller off the mark, inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Jeez, handoff to L Miller gets about 6. Texans will have to punt.

Punt goes into the end zone, touchback. Pat's ball at their 25.

6:59 left in the 1st qtr.

[barrett]

Obviously the 3rd and 8 handoff means O'Brien is determined to not lose this game with our offense when they can't do anything to our defense. I am not sure if that is really smart or really stupid.

[Arky]

Pass to Bennett gets 5.

Blount for no gain. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Deep pass out of bounds, inc but a flag is down. PI on JJo. 1st down at the Pat 37.

Brissett scrambles for 13 up the middle. Ball at midfield.

WR flat pass goes for 5.

Blount gets 3. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Pass to Mitchell goes to the Texan 15.

Blount for 5.

Sweep play to Edelman gets about 4. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Pass to Gronk in the end zone over his head, inc. Pat's to go for the FG.

Gostkowski's 24-yarder is good.

Pats 3, Texans 0

2:07 left in the 1st qtr.

[chuck]

Ok, I take back everything I ever said about it. This is still the most supremely idiotic special teams unit in the history of the NFL. Unreal.

[barrett]

Charles James is trying to distinguish himself for stupidity in a long history of Houston Texans ST stupid.

And on this fumble overturn, I guess it doesn't matter that there were clearly whistles way before the recovery.

[Big Texas]

Why the hell is Charles James returning kicks?

Great game to make the change on...

[Arky]

James II brings the kickoff back and fumbles. Initially ruled Texans ball. Belichick challenges and it doesn't look good....

Refs rule Pat's ball.

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Ball at the Texan 22.

Flags presnap. False start Pats makes it 1st and 15.

Brissett keeps it and takes it all the way in for the TD.

Pats 10, Texans 0

1:54 left in the 1st qtr.

[chuck]

This is fking disgusting but totally predictable given the Mariana Trench of stupid that is the Houston Texans and all things Texas, for that matter.

If you're going to run the ball on 3rd and 8 on your own 40 then WHY THE FCK would you trade first down on the 25 for Charles James the turd running the ball out of the end zone?

Incredible stupidity that I would have to reach back a ways to try to match.

Goddamn it this franchise is a joke.

[Arky]

Texans (and coaching staff) seem too puckered up to play competitive...

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Ervin fields the ensuing kickoff and downs it, touchback. Texan's ball at their 25.

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L Miller for 2.

Pass to Hop too high, inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.

A really nice catch by Hop gets the 1st down at the Texan 40.

L Miller sweeps right and loses 2.

Pass to Fuller over the middle gets 7. 3rd and 5 coming up.

End of the 1st qtr.