Official Texans @ Titans Game Thread, 9/20/2009

[HPF Bob]

Originally Posted by TheMatrix31

Steve Tasker --

"Kerry Collins goes absolutely unmolested in the pocket."

....uhhhh

Tasker: "The scoreboard shows the Titans have no timeouts but they...eh,...uh... have no timeouts."

(he obviously forgot about the failed challenge).

[WMH]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Tasker: "The scoreboard shows the Titans have no timeouts but they...eh,...uh... have no timeouts."

(he obviously forgot about the failed challenge).

He is what we get when we play like we did last week.........At least we haven't been downgraded to Gus yet.

[TheMatrix31]

Gus is the PBP guy today. I like him, adds some excitement to the game.

[Arky]

Halftime stats:

Passing: Schaub 13/20, 224 yards, 3 TD's, 0 INT's

Receiving: AJ 4/111, OD 4/38, Slaton 2/18, JJ 1/29.

Rushing: Slaton 13/30 yds

Tackles: Ryans/D-Rob/Cushing 4, Wilson/Bennett/Diles 3

3rd down conversions: Texans 5/8, Titans 3/4

Time of possession: Texans 16:24, Titans 13:36

[WMH]

Jekyl or Hyde.......

Who comes out of the locker room after the half?

[Arky]

Titans bring the 2nd half kickoff back to the 24.

1st down pass is inc.

C Johnson for 3. 3rd and 7.

3rd down pass is inc. so Titans to punt.

Nice return by JJ on the punt to the Texan 28.

[HPF Bob]

Wow...a three-and-out and it wasn't our guys for once.

[Arky]

Schaub scrambles for 3 or 4.

Slaton for -2.

AJ looks to be 1 yard short on the 1st down. Texans to punt.

Titans muff the punt. Pinned at their own 1 yard line.

[popanot]

Come the FK on! Where the hell is the containment?!! I mean jeezus christ!!

[HPF Bob]

Ever since Tank McNamara invented "Nort Spews", I've wished for some announcer to say "Stay tuned at halftime for whores and skylights".

Whoever does it first will live on YouTube forever.