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Old 08-14-2015, 11:18 PM
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Default Official Texans vs. 49ers Fake Game Thread, 8/15/2015

Year 2 of the BOB Texans kicks off with a home date against the 49ers.

Win or lose, just stay healthy.
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Old 08-15-2015, 02:48 AM
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Here's a roster sorted by jersey number. Prints out on two pages. I find it handy for a quick lookup....
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:14 AM
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Game will be on ABC channel 13 @ 7pm in the Houston area. The "Texan Extra Points" show that comes on @ 6:30 pm (same channel) beforehand is usually a good watch.

No telling how the 49'ers will play - big changes with that team - the arrow is pointing down......

Texans really looked bad in their pre-season opener last year losing 32-0 to the Arizona Cardinals.

For the degenerates, the Texans are favored by 2.5....

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Old 08-15-2015, 03:05 PM
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I look forward to overreacting to this game.
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:22 PM
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Fire the Coa..er, Fire the Gene...um, Fire the Owner!
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Old 08-15-2015, 05:55 PM
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I suppose I'm mostly interested how QB look, but it's early.
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:23 PM
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Hoyer is getting the start.
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:28 PM
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Fire the Coa..er, Fire the Gene...um, Fire the Owner!
And fire yo husband cause we firin' errybody out here.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:17 PM
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That did not suck.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:18 PM
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Texans take an 8-0 lead on 58-yard catch and run to Shorts. Quick fastball pass to Hopkins is good for the two points...

Lookin' good so far...
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:28 PM
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Hoyer looked pretty good. But I guess I still want Mallet to win the job. He just has the higher ceiling.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:39 PM
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What, seven plays at point blank range? I understand that they're not using their playbook but that is crazy.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:41 PM
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Ungood, even if it's not the 1st team OLine.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:41 PM
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Oy, with Mallet in, the Texans have about 23 chances to punch it in from the 1 yard line and get stonewalled.... Substitutions already happening.... Score remains 8-0, 49'ers ball at their 1 yard line.

Now, end of the 1st quarter.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:42 PM
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And eight. It was the starting interior line. Total garbage. Eight plays to gain two yards. I'm glad I won't be in the OL meeting tomorrow.
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:49 PM
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49ers go the length of the field on a 99-yard drive and get six.

Score = Texans 8, 49ers 7

12:46 left in the half.
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Old 08-15-2015, 08:04 PM
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With 3:54 remaining in the half, 49ers kick a 37-yard FG.

49ers 10, Texans 8
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Old 08-15-2015, 08:14 PM
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We have a lot of rookie OLINEMAN out there.
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Old 08-15-2015, 08:19 PM
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Good thing he made that tackle because Finau was definitely a major reason for that long run earlier that set up the 49er TD....
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Old 08-15-2015, 08:22 PM
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Halftime score remains:

49ers 10, Texans 8
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