April 20, 2010
2010 Spoiler Alert Available Here!
by Keith Weiland
Keith@IntheBullseye.com

***SPOILER ALERT***
Stop reading NOW if you do not want to know how the 2010 regular season unfolds for the Houston Texans!!!
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The NFL released the 2010 regular season game schedule for the sole purpose of making sure Houston Texans head coach Gary Kubiak knows where and when to exact his unbeaten campaign this year. Tired of just adding another notch to his headset as the Fake Season Czar, Kubiak surely took one look at his team's regular season schedule and yawned.

Opening game against the Colts at home? Right where Gary wants 'em. Then he gets to fly to Washington to embarrass both his mentor, Daddy Shan, and his turncoat protege, Baby Shan? Bliss.

By the time he's done toying with the Cowboys at home in Week 3, Kubiak will be full steam ahead toward 16-0. Book it. Want proof? Even the Bye in Week 7 just wet his pants.

Kubiak will get to demonstrate his prowess to a national audience three times this regular season. First up will be a Monday Night showdown to bury the Colts for good. Then in December, he gets to shoot the bird twice as he takes his boys on the road for a Thursday game against the Eagles before another Monday Night show of force eleven days later at home against the Ravens.

By the time the path to perfection reaches its regular season finale at home against the Jaguars, Kubiak will seen the world and left it for the worms to finish it off.

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