Official Texans vs Vikings Fake Game Thread, 9/1/2011

[HPF Bob]

No TV access today so, thanks Arky for the PBP. Solid as always.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

No TV access today so, thanks Arky for the PBP. Solid as always.

You don't feel obligated to thank me for the color commentary?

[chuck]

ND doesn't know what a reverse is, either.

[chuck]

Ideally Reed would be distinguishing himself here.

[popanot]

Haven't really been paying much attention to OL or DL, but I'd say Slaton, Demps, Barber and Braman are definite cuts. Slaton hasn't seen the field and Braman hasn't been in in awhile. Demps and Barber just suck.

Think it's pretty clear Dickerson and Johnson make it.

[WMH]

[QUOTE=popanot;26168]Slaton hasn't seen the field[QUOTE]

Not that tonight would have saved him, but Slaton was a late scratch.

I don't know who that RT is (Hendrick?), but that guys will be flipping burgers next week. He's BAD....

[chuck]

[QUOTE=WMH;26172][QUOTE=popanot;26168]Slaton hasn't seen the field

Not that tonight would have saved him, but Slaton was a late scratch.

I don't know who that RT is (Hendrick?), but that guys will be flipping burgers next week. He's BAD....

I don't know who he is, either, but he should probably not sit next to Chris O on the way back to Houston.

[popanot]

Man, Slaton's a goner.

[Arky]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

No TV access today so, thanks Arky for the PBP. Solid as always.

Thanks, Bob.

[Arky]

Holiday brings the kickoff back to the Texan 27.

Pass to BJ gets about 21.

Obie for about 3.

Big gainer by Obie takes the ball all the way to the Viking 12.

(Apparently penalty on the Texans as the ball is back at their 40 - Manning interview taking place).

Pass goes inc.

Yates gets sacked.

Texans punt on 4th and 27, Vikings return the ball to their 38.

[popanot]

Pemberton = gone.

[chuck]

The Texans are getting lit up all over the field.

[Arky]

King for about 5.

Jamison with the TFL -1. 3rd and 6 coming up.

Screen goes nowhere. Lots of pressure by Texans. Vikes have to punt. 6:08 left in the 3rd quarter.

Penalty on Vikes -5.

Holliday fields the punt and only gets a couple. Ball at the Texan 24.

[Arky]

Obie for 2.

Deep pass intended for Townsel is picked by the Vikings. Vikings ball at their 41.

[Arky]

Webb in at QB for Vikes.

Screen goes nowhere - penalty against the Vikes is declined.

King rushes for about 4. 3rd and 6 coming up.

Pass on the right side goes for a big gainer and a 1st down. Ball at the Texan 38.

King rushes for about 3.

King TFL by Lewis -5. Makes it 3rd and 12.

Webb scrambles for 12 and the 1st down.

Deep pass goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up at the Texan 28.

King gets 9. 3rd and 1 coming up.

End of 3rd quarter.

Score remains:

Vikings 14, Texans 0