Official Texans vs Vikings Fake Game Thread, 9/1/2011

[chuck]

Braman is great at beating blocks and terrible at tackling. Man, this is frustrating.

[chuck]

I don't care if it's the ones, the twos or the fourteens, this team's return game is an absolute abomination.

[chuck]

I'm glad to see that Kubiak is in midseason form in terms of challenges. What an idiot.

You guys who are talking about 10-6, 11-5, playoffs, etc., forget that the head coach of the the team is a moron.

[Arky]

Challenge on the last play.... Texans challenged that the ball went into the endzone. Play stands as called, Texans lose a timeout.

Obie for no gain.

Pass over the middle to Townsel goes inc. Makes it 3rd and 10.

Obie gets about 5 so Texans to punt deep in their own territory...

Punt gets out to Texan 43 as not much on the return..

[Arky]

Ponder's pass is off the mark, makes it 2nd and 10 at the Texan 42.

Robinson for about 2 up the middle.

Pass over the middle nearly picked by Demps. Makes it 4th and 8 and Vikings have to punt.

Punt goes out of bounds at the Texan 3.

[Arky]

Obie for about 12 on the left side, 1st down. Ball at the Texan 15.

Dump off to Graham gets 5. 2nd and 5 coming up.

Obie for about 2 on the left side. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Pass over the middle to Townsel complete for about 20, 1st down.

Leinart's pass is complete to BJ for 20. Ball in Vike territory at their 40.

Obie for 5 up the middle.

Nice run by Obie for about 15 but holding on Dickerson negates it. Makes it 2nd and 15.

False start Texans on BJ. Back it 5 more.

Short pass to Townsel gets 5. Makes it 3rd and 9.

Leinart's pass almost INT'ed. Texans to punt.

Vikings bring the punt back to their 16.

[Arky]

Pass complete to Rudolph for about 7.

Ponder pressured still gets the pass complete downfield. Ball at the Vike 36.

Vikings rush for 5 on the right side. 2nd and 5 coming up.

End of 1st quarter

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On 3rd and 5, pass sails inc. Vikings to punt.

False start Vikings backs it up 5.

Again, false start Vikings backs it up 5 more.

Nice return by Holiday brings the ball back to the Texan 42.

[Arky]

Reverse to Dickerson gains about 14 or 15.

Leinart hit as he was passing, fumbles, but Texans recover. Makes it 2nd and 17.

Obie fumbles the handoff but recovers, loss of 2. 3rd and 19 coming up.

False start Texans makes it 3rd and 24.

Obie gets about 13 on the delayed handoff. Texans to punt.

Vikings return the punt to about their 15. Nice tackle by Barber.