Deadly O'BrienVirus Widens: NFL to Put Playoffs On Nickelodeon

[HPF Bob]

https://deadline.com/2020/03/nfl-pla...es-1202896801/

I kept looking for the Onion in this story but apparently, this is really true: the NFL is expanding their playoffs to 7 teams in each conference and putting the extra games on Nickelodeon and the NBC streaming service "The Peacock".

This is proof that the deadly O'BrienVirus is spreading into NFL headquarters. The disease is marked by excessive cursing and incredibly boneheaded decisions like trading your best receiver for a washed-up running back with a big contract.

Spongebob Squarepants will do the play-by-play for the wild card games while ex-Cleveland head coach Freddie Kitchens will provide color commentary.