Official Texans vs. Jets Fake Game Thread, 8/15/2011

[Arky]

Schaub's pass to JJ over his head. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to KW good for about 9. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Og gets the 1. 1st down.

End of 1st quarter.

[Arky]

Leinart in. Pass to Casey gets about 9.

Oggie for no gain. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Dump pass to Oggie goes for a big gainer. Ball at the Jets 31.

Pass to Casey inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Oggie -1 caught in the backfield. 3rd and 11 coming up.

Leinart's pass to Townsel a little behind him, inc. Texans to go for the FG.

Rackers 49 yarder is good.

Texans 3, Jets 3

[Arky]

Jets bring the kickoff back to about their 28.

Jets new QB McElroy hands off for about 9 yards. 2nd and 1 coming up.

Runner is stopped in the backfield but flags on the play. Facemask on Jets -15.

Pass is broken up by McCain. 3rd and 16 coming up.

Sack by Nading! Fumble! Texans ball at the Jet 14!

[Nconroe]

Looks lilke second team defense came to play. Another sack and fumble.

[Big Texas]

This has to be the first game ever that we had 3 sacks...

Someone should look that up

[Big Texas]

Offense looks pathetic...

At least the defense is looking good.

[Arky]

Oggie for no gain. 2nd and 10 coming up. Injury on Texans line?

Leinart's pass to Graham good for 9 at the 4.

Oggie for no gain. 4th and 1 at the 4. Texans to go for it.

Oggie just barely gets the 1st down.

Rex really wants a timeout, lol..

[chuck]

Not exactly dominating in the short yardage game.

[Arky]

Oggie loses 1. 2nd and goal at the 4.

Leinart's dump pass to Oggie is good for the TD.

Texans 10, Jets 3

7:45 left in the half.

[Big Texas]

Originally Posted by chuck

Not exactly dominating in the short yardage game.

We do not have the personnel for the dive...Same ol Kubiak, trying to force the issue...

I am going to be optimistic though. Maybe he was setting up the play fake that got us the score...

[chuck]

Originally Posted by Big Texas

I am going to be optimistic though. Maybe he was setting up the play fake that got us the score...

Ha! That is EXACTLY what I'm sitting here hoping.

Actually, I'm standing, but still, yes, I'm with you.

[Arky]

Jets bring the kickoff back to their 26.

Messy deep pass by Jets goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass is tipped inc by Reed. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass is INT'ed by Molden but flags all over the place... Molden illegal hands to the face - still Jets ball. 1st down.

Jets rush for 4.

Jets rush for 5. 3rd and 1 coming up.

McKnight rushes for 2 and the 1st down.

[Arky]

Dump pass to Cumberland gets about 8. 2nd and 2 for the Jets at the their own 48.

Pass to Turner gets about 8 and the 1st down. Ball at the Texan 41.

Jamison with a big loss in the backfield -8. Makes it 2nd and 18.

Pass to Mulligan good for about 5 but flag on the play. Holding on the Jets - back'em up 10. Makes it 2nd and 28.

Turner catches the dump pass for about 6 yards. Makes it 3rd and 22.

Deep pass goes inc. McManis on the coverage. Jets have to punt.

Ball is fair caught by Demps at the Texans 23.

[Arky]

2:17 left in the half.

Oggie sweeps left for about 14. 2 minute warning.

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Ball at the Texan 39.

Dump pass to Oggie goes to the Jets 45.

Another to Oggie picks up 5.

Oggie rushes for about 7 and the 1st down. Ball at the Jets 32.

Pass to JJ good for short gain - about 3 yards. 1:18 left in the half.

Dump over the middle to JJ is ruled inc. 3rd and 7 coming up.

Leinart's pass sails inc. Texans to go for the FG.

Rackers 47 yarder is good.

Texans 13, Jets 3

:57 seconds left in the half.

[chuck]

Better second quarter than first quarter. Not great, but not terrible.

[Nconroe]

Leoinart and Obanaya doing pretty good. Defense settlinng down.
Jj watts and Reed both looking good.

[Arky]

Jets bring the kickoff back to their 19.

Pass to Turner good for about 5.

Pass to Cumberland gets about 14 and the 1st down. Ball at the Jets 39.

Pass to McKnight good for 4. 14 seconds left in the half.

Dump pass to the back goes off his hands inc. 9 seconds left.

Adibi ends the half with a sack!

Halftime score:

Texans 13, Jets 3

[Big Texas]

Adibi with 2 sacks...

Who would have expected?

[Arky]

Halftime stats:

Passing: Schaub 2/5, 20 yards; Leinart 7/11, 76 yards, 1 TD.

Rushing: Oggie 12/32, Ward 2/5

Receiving: Oggie 4/54, Ward 1/11, Graham 1/10, Walter 1/9, Casey 1/9, JJ 1/3

Tackles: Nading/Jackson/Sharpton 3 each, Allen/Manning/Dobbings/Adibi/Barwin/McCain/Nolan/McManis/Braman 2 each

Time of possession: Texans 13:45, Jets 16:15

Turnovers: Jets 1, Texans 0

Total yards: Jets 119, Texans 122

Penalties: Jets 5/50, Texans 2/10

3rd down efficiency: Jets 1/6, Texans 2/7

[Arky]

Rackers 2nd half kickoff is brought out to the 15 but flag on the play. Texans offsides on the kick so re-kick.

This time, the kickoff (by Hartmann) goes out of the endzone. Jets ball at their 20.

Pass to Kerley goes for 9. 2nd and 1 coming up.

Jets rush for 3 and the 1st down.

McElroy's pass to the flat sails inc. Brings up 2nd and 10.

Powell rushes for about 2 or 3. Makes it 3rd and 8.

Dump over the middle to Cumberland picks up 10 and the 1st down. Ball at the Jets 45.

Dump off to Powell picks up 11 along the sideline.

Pass to Turner gets about 6. 2nd and 4 coming up.

Pass to Cumberland goes for big gainer. Ball at the Texan 13.

Dump pass in the flat loses 2 or 3. 2nd and 13 coming up.

No gain on the draw. 3rd and 13 coming up.

Jets false start - back 'em up 5. 3rd and 18 coming up.

McElroy run out of bounds after a 4 yard gain. Jets to go for the FG.

Novak's 35 yarder is good.

Texans 13, Jets 6

8:23 left in the 3rd quarter.