2022 Offseason Non-Draft Transactions

[chuck]

Originally Posted by nunusguy

Where's that shit-azz Chuck ?
Is he going to wait until the very last minute right before the Draft until
he throws out that 7-round Texans mock Draft he's been studiously preparing for months now ?

Dude, you are way yonder more interested in me than I am in the team. In fact, until Keith posted the order I had no idea when or indeed whether the team had any day one picks.

My mock draft indicates that the team will draft young men of OUTSTANDING character and EXCEPTIONAL leadership characteristics.

I now live in Las Vegas, oddly enough. Maybe I'll dig up an 80 jersey and put my hat on backwards and go down there and insert myself amongst the Eagles and Giants fans and see if I can't catch covid from one of those thicknecked mouthbreathers.

Here lies chuck
Went to the draft, saw Roger Goodell
At him fate laughed, now he's in heaven

Anyway, I can see how my high flying lifestyle would be of interest to a down on his luck dirt farmer who views the Nexas dustbowl landscape through the torn bits in the aluminum foil that cover the windows of his single-wide. But needless to say I am pleased to be a reliable source of inspiration. A man of privilege is, after all, called to serve.

[Keith]

Roy is the one who posted those mocks in the past. He's around, not sure where he's at with this draft though.

Originally Posted by chuck

Here lies chuck
Went to the draft, saw Roger Goodell
At him fate laughed, now he's in heaven

Not quite a haiku. I am displeased.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by Keith

Not quite a haiku. I am displeased.

Despondent Uber
Forlorn stare through the windshield
The Boulevard, closed

[Keith]

This is exemplary. Sorry (not sorry) you had to suffer so that we may enjoy your art.

[Keith]

Quite a few moves today.

Lonnie Johnson apparently requested a trade, and the Texans accepted a conditional 2024 7th rounder from Kansas City for him.

The Texans also signed two defensive end free agents, no doubt to shore up the largest weakness not addressed enough during the draft weekend.

- Former Seahawk Rasheem Green, a 4-year vet that will just turn 25 before the season. 3rd round pick in 2018, seems to have improved every season and may not be done getting better. Started all 16 games last season and recorded 6.5 sacks. Talk seems to be that Seattle let him walk because he was not seen as a scheme fit for their front seven going forward.

- Former Buffalo Bill Mario Addison, a 34 year old reserve that had 7 sacks and 2 forced fumbles in 2021.

The team also let go of RB Scottie Phillips.