Official Texans @ Patriots Playoff Game Thread, 1/14/2017

[HPF Bob]

Sorta like the media reporting repeatedly that Russia stole the election without providing any proof of *how* their involvement changed the result or showing any tangible link that they even tried. Not to mention the whole bull crap about Trump being a Russian asset who hired prostitutes while in Moscow without providing any dates, any reasons nor any motivation.

So, compared to that, the idea the NFL might tilt the scales in a playoff game seem far less crazy than what's been on CNN lately.

[barrett]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Sorta like the media reporting repeatedly that Russia stole the election without providing any proof of *how* their involvement changed the result or showing any tangible link that they even tried. Not to mention the whole bull crap about Trump being a Russian asset who hired prostitutes while in Moscow without providing any dates, any reasons nor any motivation.

So, compared to that, the idea the NFL might tilt the scales in a playoff game seem far less crazy than what's been on CNN lately.

Did I just come to the wrong site?

[chuck]

Originally Posted by barrett

Did I just come to the wrong site?

I've been telling you people for years that Bob is fking crazy. Maybe you thought I was kidding.

[HPF Bob]

Back to the game...

How many punts will we have in the first quarter? Single digits?

[chuck]

Here we go, men.

[Arky]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Back to the game...

How many punts will we have in the first quarter? Single digits?

Haha!

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Pats win the toss and defer. Texans to receive.

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Opening kickoff is a touchback. Texan's ball at their 25.

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Pass to Hop gets 4.

L Miller for about 2. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Oz can't find a receiver and gets sacked. Texans have to punt.

Punt is brought back to about the Pats 39. Pat's ball.

13:01 left in the 1st qtr.

[Arky]

Pass to Edelman gets 5.

Lewis for 4. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Lewis gets caught for a loss of 1. Pats will punt on 4th and 2.

Ervin fair catches the punt at the Texan 19. Texan's ball.

11:05 left in the 1st qtr.

[chuck]

Already two things that I dreaded seeing - Chris Clark sucking and Tyler Ervin on the punt return.

Seriously, there is no mfer on any practice squad anywhere that is better than Chris Clark? Seriously? He is to line play what BO is to quarterbacking.

Also, while I'm complaining, why in tf is Simon on the active roster if he can't play today?

[Arky]

L Miller for 2.

Oy, pass to Fuller off the mark, inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Pass to Mumph broken up, inc. Texans will have to punt.

Pats fair catch the punt at their 35 yard line. Pat's ball.

10:10 left in the 1st qtr.