Foster Released

[chuck]

One of the guys who's also a partner in my futbol team posted a picture this morning of a kid wearing an Arsenal hat, a Tottenham scarf, a Chelsea jersey, a Manchester United jacket, and he's holding a Manchester City jersey. Who knows what sort of socks he has on. We have another partner who follows a slew of teams and we never miss an opportunity to mock him. Hell, this guy even follows another team IN OUR OWN LEAGUE because his son plays on a junior team of theirs or some nonsense.

Anyway, I like to imagine Bob sitting at the bar at Sam's Boat in his jean shorts, white high top Chuck Taylors, I was going to say a JJ Watt jersey but that's ridiculous, surely a David Carr jersey and a worn, bright orange adjustable Broncos cap that he bought at Mile High back in 1982. I'd like to think that occasionally he sneaks on a stylish Nuggets headband and imagines himself Kiki Vandeweghe, but try as I might I can't see him wearing the headband out to Sam's. Not on football Sundays, at any rate.