Official Texans vs 49'ers Fake Game Thread, 8/27/2011

[Arky]

Haha, Schaub throws an INT on the dump pass and it's returned for a TD... Oh boy.... Brooks with the INT....

Niners 7, Texans 0

[Arky]

McManis returns this kickoff just to the Texan 15. Texans ball.

Dump to Foster goes for about 12 down the left sideline.

Schaub hits AJ over the middle for a big gainer. Ball at the Niner 44.

Foster for 3 up the middle. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Foster goes right side for about 5. Brings up 3rd and 2.

Dump pass to Foster gets the ball to the Niner 27. 1st down.

Ward for about 1.

Pass to Casey gets 6 but flag in the secondary. Holding on Niners, 5 yards, auto 1st down. Ball at the Niner 22.

Bootleg pass is good to AJ and goes to the Niner 10. 1st and goal.

Foster for about 1. 2nd and goal at the 9.

Pass too tall for OD. Makes it 3rd and goal at the 9.

Pass too tall for JJ in the endzone. Texans to go for the FG.

Rackers 27 yarder is good.

Niners 7, Texans 3

9:37 left in the 1st quarter.

[Big Texas]

I wonder how many more passes Jacoby Jones has to drop before someone raises an eyebrow?

[Arky]

Dixon brings the kickoff back to the Niner 24 yard line.

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Dixon for about 3 up the middle.

Pass to Ginn good for 8 and the 1st down.

Dixon for 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Dixon for 2. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Sack by Barwin! Loss of 6. Niners have to punt.

JJ returns the punt about 5 yards but Niners horse-collared him on the tackle, 15 yards. Ball at the Texan 46.

[HPF Bob]

Schaub got his weekly WTF interception out of the way early.

Texans moving the ball well on the past two drives.

Niners are a "where-are-they-now" trivia answer. Donte Whitner. Ted Gimp Jr.

[Arky]

Foster for 5 on the right side.

Pass to Casey goes to the Niner 32. 1st down.

Foster for about 2.

Foster sneaks thru for about 5. Makes it 3rd and 3.

Pass over the middle to KW gets 4 and the 1st down.

Schaub can't find anyone open and hits the deck. Flag on the play. Holding on Texans -10. Makes it 1st and 20 at the Niner 30.

Foster gets 9 back. 2nd and 11 coming up. Foster injured on the play but gets off the field.

Pass to AJ is off his hands and INT'ed but Niners with the PI - Texans keep the ball with an auto 1st down. Ball at the Niner 14.

Ward for about 3.

Pass over the middle to AJ gets inside the 1 yard line. 1st and goal at the 1.

Big pass rush makes Schaub throw it away... 2nd and goal coming up.

Ward jumps it in for the TD.

Texans 10, Niners 7

33 seconds left in the 1st quarter.

[chuck]

So Foster's hurt. As in seriously hurt. This will surely be another excuse for the Kubiapologists.

[Arky]

Originally Posted by chuck

So Foster's hurt. As in seriously hurt. This will surely be another excuse for the Kubiapologists.

Might be the hamstring again.... Maybe he can be ready for the opener....

[HPF Bob]

Foster hopped and went down, slammed his fist, yanked off his helmet and hobbled to the sideline and then to the locker room under his own power. The booth is speculating it's a pulled hammy. I suspect they are getting an MRI to start with.

If true, not a season-ender, but might cost him 2-4 weeks.

[chuck]

Jacoby Jones is not a professional football player. I am tired of his drops and his bad routes and his inability to make a challenging catch. The team is going to waive two, three, four other WRs that catch on with other teams and have decent (or better) careers while they keep Jones.