Official Texans @ Eagles Game Thread, 12/2/2010

[chuck]

This is going to be like that Sunday night game in Seattle years ago when they ran for more than 500 yards on the Texans. This is going to be a humiliating ass whipping that shows this team for poorly led joke that it surely is.

[HPF Bob]

They're saving their strength so they can get ass-raped by the Ravens in about ten days.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

They're saving their strength so they can get ass-raped by the Ravens in about ten days.

I can't believe I did this but I arranged my travel schedule so I will miss that game. When this shit franchise began ten years ago if you'd told me I would deliberately skip out on a MNF game I would have told you you were crazy. Of course, if you had told me the incompetence that would be the hallmark of the franchise I would have told you you were crazy, too.

These stupid assholes can't find an open man when the Eagles blitz like nine guys. Then Matt Turk shits the bed, again. Then right out of a time out Macklin is so open that the only guy in view was Bentley who was about ten yards behind him.

[Arky]

14:30 left in the half.

Slaton brings the kickoff back to the Texan 21.

Foster for 8.

Foster for 3. 1st down.

Schaub can't find anyone open and chunks it out of bounds. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass is behind Dreessen inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Schaub hit as he passes, inc. Texans to punt.

Punt rolls to the Eagles 32. Eagles ball.

[TexicanMexican]

Via Nick Scurfield from twitter:
Just got a handout with the first-quarter stats in the press box. Eagles outgained the Texans 159-29 in the first quarter. Ouch.

[HPF Bob]

So far, the best tackler for the Texans is called "sideline".

[Arky]

12:51 left in the half.

Big gainer to Maclin - wide open for 34 yards.

Timeout Eagles.

[Arky]

Ball at the Texan 35.

Vick sacked by Pollard -1. 2nd and 11 coming up.

Pass to Maclin good for 12. 1st down.

Harrison TFL by Pollard -1.

Maclin drops one. Brings up 3rd and 11. Another timeout by the Eagles. 10:26 left in the half.

[Arky]

On 3rd and 11, Vick breaks tackles and still gets about 7. Eagles to go for the FG.

Akers 36 yarder is good.

Eagles 17, Texans 3

9:35 left in the half.

[HPF Bob]

The Heat have opened up a big lead on the Cadavers but then that was to be expected. LeBron is baiting the fans during the timeout. This could get ugly in more ways than one.

[Arky]

Slaton downs the ball in the endzone. Texans ball at the 20.

Foster for maybe 1. 2nd and 9 coming up.

Foster for about 1. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Schaub hits Walter for 14 - flag on the play. Eagles offsides, declined.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

The Heat have opened up a big lead on the Cadavers but then that was to be expected. LeBron is baiting the fans during the timeout. This could get ugly in more ways than one.

LeBron needs to play basketball and STFU.

Quinn is absolutely horrible. Jackson literally ran right past him on that last play and was five yards behind him ten yards past the LOS. I don't know how you can field a player who is that bad.

[Big Texas]

Its a crying shame that we wont ever get to know AJohnson's true potential. He has been this great with horrible coordinators.

Shaub, Foster, and Johnson should be a three headed monster that no one wants to deal with. Instead we are an offense who can only score when the other team is winning by 21 points.

[TexicanMexican]

Originally Posted by Big Texas

Its a crying shame that we wont ever get to know AJohnson's true potential. He has been this great with horrible coordinators.

Shaub, Foster, and Johnson should be a three headed monster that no one wants to deal with. Instead we are an offense who can only score when the other team is winning by 21 points.

I've always been amazed what AJ even when Carr was QB.

Finally some signs of life in offense.

[Joshua]

Maybe when Gibbs gets fired, we can hire Okoye as our DB coach. His backpeddle is flawless.