Official Texans @ Eagles Game Thread, 12/2/2010

[HPF Bob]

Q: How many Texans does it take to tackle an Eagle?

A: Apparently more than eleven.

[TexicanMexican]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

Q: How many Texans does it take to tackle an Eagle?

A: Apparently more than eleven.

Yup. Geeze.

[Arky]

Pass to McCoy at the sideline goes for 2. 2nd and goal from the 5.

McCoy runs it in for the TD.

Eagles 14, Texans 3

Good lord, didya see that arm-bar on a Texan on the replay?

[HPF Bob]

Bush league defense...

[chuck]

That was just laughably bad. WTF is Okoye doing standing in the end zone doing nothing as the RB scores? Where are the LBs? Where are the safeties?

[chuck]

This is going to be like that Sunday night game in Seattle years ago when they ran for more than 500 yards on the Texans. This is going to be a humiliating ass whipping that shows this team for poorly led joke that it surely is.

[HPF Bob]

They're saving their strength so they can get ass-raped by the Ravens in about ten days.

[chuck]

Originally Posted by HPF Bob

They're saving their strength so they can get ass-raped by the Ravens in about ten days.

I can't believe I did this but I arranged my travel schedule so I will miss that game. When this shit franchise began ten years ago if you'd told me I would deliberately skip out on a MNF game I would have told you you were crazy. Of course, if you had told me the incompetence that would be the hallmark of the franchise I would have told you you were crazy, too.

These stupid assholes can't find an open man when the Eagles blitz like nine guys. Then Matt Turk shits the bed, again. Then right out of a time out Macklin is so open that the only guy in view was Bentley who was about ten yards behind him.

[Arky]

14:30 left in the half.

Slaton brings the kickoff back to the Texan 21.

Foster for 8.

Foster for 3. 1st down.

Schaub can't find anyone open and chunks it out of bounds. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass is behind Dreessen inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Schaub hit as he passes, inc. Texans to punt.

Punt rolls to the Eagles 32. Eagles ball.

[TexicanMexican]

Via Nick Scurfield from twitter:
Just got a handout with the first-quarter stats in the press box. Eagles outgained the Texans 159-29 in the first quarter. Ouch.

[Joshua]

Maybe when Gibbs gets fired, we can hire Okoye as our DB coach. His backpeddle is flawless.