2022 Offseason Non-Draft Transactions

[chuck]

Originally Posted by nunusguy

Where's that shit-azz Chuck ?
Is he going to wait until the very last minute right before the Draft until
he throws out that 7-round Texans mock Draft he's been studiously preparing for months now ?

Dude, you are way yonder more interested in me than I am in the team. In fact, until Keith posted the order I had no idea when or indeed whether the team had any day one picks.

My mock draft indicates that the team will draft young men of OUTSTANDING character and EXCEPTIONAL leadership characteristics.

I now live in Las Vegas, oddly enough. Maybe I'll dig up an 80 jersey and put my hat on backwards and go down there and insert myself amongst the Eagles and Giants fans and see if I can't catch covid from one of those thicknecked mouthbreathers.

Here lies chuck
Went to the draft, saw Roger Goodell
At him fate laughed, now he's in heaven

Anyway, I can see how my high flying lifestyle would be of interest to a down on his luck dirt farmer who views the Nexas dustbowl landscape through the torn bits in the aluminum foil that cover the windows of his single-wide. But needless to say I am pleased to be a reliable source of inspiration. A man of privilege is, after all, called to serve.