Can SI Cover Jinx Help The Texans?

[HPF Bob]

Peyton Manning is SI's Sportsman of the Year with, of course, the cover treatment. Can we win it? I was going to look up Manning's overall W-L record against the Texans as a Colt but then the Texans did beat him last year. Of course, this year's Texans almost bear no resemblance to last year's Texans.

[Joshua]

You can take the SI cover jinx, a black cat, that cursed tiki doll the Bradys found on vacation in Hawaii, and whatever else you can think of, and send them all to Denver, and the Texans still ain't winning this one.