Randi ssems to have all of the qualifications:
Hair dyed blonde: check.
Big (possibly enhanced) boobs: check.
Tiny waist: check-a-roo.
Spray-on tan: check.
Vacant smile: check-o.
Didn't see a tramp stamp in the back but the rest of the package is there.
Just what the average Maxim reader is looking for.
Congrats, Randi. You made your mama proud.
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