Howdy, y'all, my name's Cletus McInbred, and I'm here to tell ya that I consider it an extreme violation of my constitutional rights when someone tells me I have to wear a mask when I go to Shoney's or to the lumber yard, especially when that someone is a Houspanic judge or a nigra mayor.
But when I fly Allegiant Airlines from East Asslick Regional to Sanford Airport in Orlando and the TSA gives me a full cavity search, why, that seems alright.
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