I've coached some waitresses at sports bars to go up to a group of guys holding a fantasy draft and say in a dumb blonde voice: "So, I understand your FANTASY is to own a bunch of MEN..." and watch the reaction.
As for the exhibition game, Dallas-vs-Houston used to mean something. It apparently doesn't now. The Cowboys will be in a mournful mood after team radio voice and former quarterback Babe Laufenberg's 21-year-old son passed away from leukemia this week.
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