I was going to chalk it up to idiot surfers - you know, the type that can't resist the rad waves a hurricane brings in. Gnarly. But, true, third world engineering is a site to behold.
Oh, and I saw a YouTube segment on "push-button hotels", definitely a male invention. What's to keep an espousa from combing the place with an AK-47? It's just that Hispanic women understand that cheating husbands come with the territory.
They get their revenge in their own crafty ways.
My sister's best friend met a man in Dallas years ago on one of those cheesy internet dating sites. So she talks my elderly mother into driving her car from Alabama to see me in Austin so she can borrow Mom's car upon arrival and drive up to Dallas to meet her paramour.
They sleep together. The guy says not to worry about the wife because she's out of town and to let herself out using the key under the mat to lock up while he heads to the office. Big mistake.
She decides this clown is a jerk and is feeling guilty. So she punishes the guy in a way men would never consider. She cleaned. She cleaned the floors. She cleaned the windows. She cleaned out the refrigerator. She washed, ironed and folded all of his clothes, not the wife's. She left telltale signs all over the house that hubby had some company. Then she locked up the house like she promised and drove back to Austin.