[KJ3]

don't feel bad keith, we all have problems!

Female Score: 84
Male Score: 76

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlabalabadingdong!!!!!

damnit. i just copied in my last post to be fair.

i wonder what would come up if i typed in this:

so me. me, me, me, me, me. myself. i like to talk about the things that i do and the things that happen to me and generally just my personal feelings. i have needs. i am, in fact, totally needy. shopping makes me feel better whenever i am feeling sad about my life partners' issues with me. especially shoe shopping. i love shoes and ice cream. GET ME A BOWL OF ICE CREAM!!!!!!

EDIT:hahaha
Female Score: 96
Male Score: 24

by the way, you are supposed to use articles of more than 500 words.