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Forum: The NFL Draft 01-29-2018, 05:20 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 349
Posted By chuck
That would look a lot better if you substituted...

That would look a lot better if you substituted ands for ors.
Forum: The Texans 01-21-2018, 11:46 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 280
Posted By chuck
If you believe in string theory there's a...

If you believe in string theory there's a parallel universe where that turns out to be War and Peace.

I certainly hope that keyboard is set to Cyrillic.
Forum: The Texans 01-21-2018, 05:36 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 280
Posted By chuck
So, our shit DC gets replaced by a guy who was...

So, our shit DC gets replaced by a guy who was great because the guy who was shit was hired to be a head coach of a division rival, a division rival who, by the way, conspicuously needed offensive...
Forum: The Texans 01-19-2018, 01:31 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 280
Posted By chuck
Let's hope it's the Titans.

Let's hope it's the Titans.
Forum: The Texans 01-15-2018, 11:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 165
Posted By chuck
If the owner is in the right, erm, "mood," he's...

If the owner is in the right, erm, "mood," he's liable to hire him for both.
Forum: The Other 31 Teams 01-14-2018, 11:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 136
Posted By chuck
Bortles' team has an awesome defense and Foles'...

Bortles' team has an awesome defense and Foles' team seems determined to prove that they're more than just Caston Wentz and friends.

I hate Kraft and Brady so I will be rooting hard for the Jags....
Forum: The Other 31 Teams 01-14-2018, 08:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 136
Posted By chuck
This is as good a place to say this as any, what...

This is as good a place to say this as any, what a great weekend of games.

And next week, as I say every year because I hope it annoys someone, is my favorite day of the NFL season.
Forum: The Other Sports 01-07-2018, 01:09 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 123
Posted By chuck
Uhh, Buford? Put down the spray paint.

Uhh, Buford? Put down the spray paint.
Forum: The Texans 01-04-2018, 10:18 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 604
Posted By chuck
I was going to use Smokey and the Bandit as a...

I was going to use Smokey and the Bandit as a reference but, you know, with my affectionate nickname for you things would get sort of murkily incestuous, not that that would raise any eyebrows down...
Forum: The Texans 01-04-2018, 12:27 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 604
Posted By chuck
It's just a jump to the left. And then a...

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Say, Buford, when you's comin up did they play the Rocky Horror Pitcher Show at the Holler Drive-In at midnight every Saddy like they...
Forum: The Texans 01-04-2018, 12:16 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 165
Posted By chuck
Just send Roy.

Just send Roy.
Forum: The Texans 01-03-2018, 12:19 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 604
Posted By chuck
I don't know what sort of ogre you think I am. As...

I don't know what sort of ogre you think I am. As a human being of course I'm sympathetic. As a follower of the Texans I would like to think that he is now completely irrelevant to me, but of course...
Forum: The Texans 01-03-2018, 12:12 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 280
Posted By chuck
I would love to know what Mike Vrabel has ever...

I would love to know what Mike Vrabel has ever done to demonstrate he deserves a coordinator job never mind a head coaching position.
Forum: The Texans 01-02-2018, 05:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 604
Posted By chuck
I would like to see a strong-willed but not...

I would like to see a strong-willed but not inflexible person as the GM. Many of the candidates mentioned so far seem to me to be good possibilities. Pioli is an exception. No one seems to like him...
Forum: The Other 31 Teams 01-01-2018, 01:59 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 750
Posted By chuck
17-0 is no joke, Buford, nice work.

17-0 is no joke, Buford, nice work.
Forum: The Texans 12-31-2017, 04:26 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 176
Posted By chuck
We're going to see if the owner wants to win or...

We're going to see if the owner wants to win or if, as I have always maintained, winning is simply not a priority.
Forum: The Texans 12-30-2017, 02:54 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 604
Posted By chuck
I'm still amused by your Trump - McCain analogy....

I'm still amused by your Trump - McCain analogy. Inserting McCain implies that one of these guys has a brain.

OF COURSE Slick Rick survives, outstanding take. Smith is like family to these Bodine...
Forum: The Texans 12-30-2017, 12:56 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 176
Posted By chuck
Depends on how many percocets ole Jimmy downs...

Depends on how many percocets ole Jimmy downs with his breakfast bourbon.
Forum: The Texans 12-30-2017, 02:48 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 176
Posted By chuck
This organization is nowhere near as...

This organization is nowhere near as forward-thinking as all that.

Where do you goons stand on firing BOB? I have my issues with him, of course, so do all of you I expect. But he did make magic...
Forum: The Other 31 Teams 12-27-2017, 09:17 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 750
Posted By chuck
This coming weekend would be better, really, if...

This coming weekend would be better, really, if you don't mind, thanks.
Forum: The Texans 12-25-2017, 08:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By chuck
Happy holidays to you too nunu, I do ...

Happy holidays
to you too nunu, I do
appreciate your
thoughts.
Forum: The Texans 12-25-2017, 07:46 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By chuck
And congratulations to DeAndre for one of the...

And congratulations to DeAndre for one of the most ridiculous catches you'll ever see.

And congratulations to the seven or eight other guys out there who didn't get a concussion or weren't forced...
Forum: The Texans 12-25-2017, 06:33 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By chuck
Welp, I should have known that was too good to...

Welp, I should have known that was too good to last. That guy, whatever his name was, has a concussion.
Forum: The Texans 12-25-2017, 06:01 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By chuck
So for the first time ever the Texans send in a...

So for the first time ever the Texans send in a quarterback that not only did I not know was on the team, I literally have never even heard of him.

This is what happens when your idiot lapdog GM...
Forum: The Texans 12-25-2017, 04:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 235
Posted By chuck
This team is so terrible that it's not even any...

This team is so terrible that it's not even any fun to revel in their ineptitude.

Slick Rick and McNeck have done the impossible. They've made me lose interest in the NFL. I guess the NBA style...
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