Ben Jones sucks more dick than a porn star.

Awful playcalling. Awful preparation.

Martin brings the ensuing kickoff back to the Texans 25. Texans ball.

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Pass to AJ good for 15.

Foster caught in the backfield for loss of 3.

Foster for 1. 3rd and 12 coming up.

Schaub's pass is knocked loose. Texans recover at their 20. Texans to punt.

Welker brings the punt back to the Pats 29. Pats ball.

Packers game all over again

Wake up, defense. Kubes is trying to avoid getting into a shootout, methinks, but the run game just ain't workin'.

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Woodhead for 4. 2nd and 6 coming up.

Ridley caught for a loss. 3rd and 8 coming up.

Pass to Hernandez goes for 10 and the 1st down.

Ridley for 2.

Dump to Hernandez loses 2. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Deep pass to Welker way overthrown but PI on Manning gives the Pats a 1st down at the Texan 31.

Screen to Welker goes for about 14. Ball at the Texan 17.

Pass to Welker goes to the 5. 1st and goal.

Pass to Hernandez goes for the TD.

Pats 21, Texans 0

11:01 left in the half.

That was a terrible PI call.

Hoping for a big play. Too late.

Crap 21-0 is embarrassing.

JC, this is pathetic !

This is who we are...the forever overachieving little brother...

The ensuing kickoff goes out of the endzone. Texans ball at their 20.

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Dumpoff to Foster gets 5.

Foster for no gain. 3rd and 5 coming up.

Schaub's pass is knocked down at the LOS. Texans have to punt.

Pats fair catch at their 33. Pats ball.

Shaub is rattled...defense has no gameplan...55-0...

The Texans will be lucky to get out of the half down by 35.

Turning this one off. Don't have the desire to watch this shit.

All I wanted for my ****************ing birthday this week was to win this damn game.

Ridley for about 2.

Pass to Hernandez goes for 6. 3rd and 2 coming up.

Brady hit as he throws inc. Pats have to punt.

Martin fair catches the punt at the Texan 11.

8:32 left in the half.

Gotta get off the mat after the 1st round knock down.....

Pass to AJ goes all the way to the Texan 37.

Foster drops the dumpoff pass. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to AJ goes for 9. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Foster for 4 and the 1st down. Ball at midfield.

Dumpoff to Foster goes for 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Foster goes right for the 1st down at the Pats 40.

Schaub's pass is deflected, inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Forsett caught for loss of 2. 3rd and 12 coming up.

Pass to Jean gets about 7. Texans to go for it on 4th and 5. Timeout Texans.

Can you believe Walters dropped that ? And Foster dropped one in the flat last series ? We look like were are in PS ?

On 4th and 5, Schaub's pass to KW is caught and then broken up, inc. Pats takeover on downs.

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Ball at the Pats 33.

Brady's deep pass along the sideline sails inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Vereen for about 4. 3rd and 6 coming up.

Pass to Lloyd good for 12 but offensive PI brings it back. 3rd and 16 coming up.

Dump off pass goes inc. Pats to punt with 3:33 left in the half.

Punt goes out of bounds about the Texans 33 but flags are down.....refs rule no foul.... Texans ball.

Foster takes the dumpoff pass all the way to the Pats 43.

Oy, Schaub's dumpoff pass to Foster off the mark, inc.

Timeout Pats with 2:37 left in the half.

Foster for no gain.

On 3rd and 10, the 2 minute warning strikes.

On 3rd and 10, Pats jump offsides, makes it 3rd and 5.

Pass to AJ is broken up, inc. Talib injured on the play, injury timeout. 4th and 5 coming up.....

Texans going for it.....Schaub's pass to KW off the mark, inc. Pats takeover on downs. 1:52 left in the half.

Vereen for 1.

Pass to Lloyd goes for 7. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Brady's pass is broken up by GQ. Pats have to punt with 50 seconds left in the half.

Punt goes into the endzone so Texans ball at their 20.

Pass to OD goes for 11.

Pass to AJ broken up inc. 2nd and 10 coming up with 16 seconds left in the half.

Damn, Schaub misses a wide open Jean deep....

Foster gains about 9.

End of the 1st half.

Pats 21, Texans 0

Well, this hasn't gone well.....

2nd Qtr D showed some improvement, but Schaub sucks tonight.