This Texans team is in serious contention for the worst Texans team of all time.

The ensuing kickoff is downed in the end zone, touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Pass to Hop is out of bounds inc.

Foster for 7.

Pass to Foster in the flat, inc. but roughing the passer on the Colts gives the Texans a 1st down at the 41.

Mallett out, Hoyer in.

Foster for no gain.

Pass too tall for Hop, inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass to Hop is good for the 1st down at the Colt 34.

Short pass to Mumph gets 4.

Foster for no gain.

On 3rd and 6, pass to Hop gets the 1st down. 11 yards, ball at the Colt 19.

Foster for 4.

Pass to Hop is caught but out of bounds but flag on the Texans for a chop block, 15. 2nd and 21 coming up.

Foster for no gain.

Pass over the middle to Hop gets about 10 or so.... Texans to go for the FG.

Novak's 36-yarder is good.

Colts 13, Texans 3

2:08 left in the half.

We are just a stupid team. We make stupid mistakes, It's not Kubiak's fault.

Let's just trade Watt for 4 #1s and start over.

Colts bring the ensuing kickoff back to their 20.

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Colt's ball at their 20.

Gore for 3.

2 minute warning.

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On 2nd and 7, pass to Dorsett gets 8 and the 1st down.

Texans use a timeout.

Pass to Dorsett goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Gore for 6. 3rd and 4 coming up. Texans use their last timeout.

Pass to Moncrief broken up by KJo, inc. Colts will have to punt.

Mumphrey brings the punt back to the Texan 45 but flags are down..... Holding on Rolle brings it back.

Texan's ball at their 5 yard line.

Pass to Polk gets 12.

Hoyer scrambles too the 31.

Pass to Graham goes for 8 or so....flag down.... Holding on the Colts ....5 yards and an auto 1st down at the Texan 36. 38 seconds left in the half.

Hoyer pressured, pass goes inc.

Pass too tall for Mumphrey, inc. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Pass to Hop goes to the Colt 47.

Short pass to Polk gains 5. 14 seconds left in the half.

False start on D Brown. Makes it 2nd and 10.

Pass to Worthy, inc but flag on the Colts for offsides. 2nd and 5 coming up. 9 seconds left.

Hoyer throws out of bounds, inc.

(A Springer dinger)

Pass goes out of bounds inc. 1 second left in the half. 4th and 5.

A Strong one stands up! Deep Hail Mary pass to Strong in the end zone complete for the TD.

Colts 13, Texans 10

Halftime.

Just like you draw it up. If I've said it once I've said it a million times. Strong is a natural playmaker.

Colts bring the 2nd half kickoff all the way back to their 44.

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Colt's ball at their 44.

Pass to Allen goes to the Texan 35.

Pass to AJ goes to the 11 yard line.

Gore for 9. Ball at the 2 yard line.

Gore punches it in for the TD.

Colts 20, Texans 10

13:02 left in the 3rd qtr.

The ensuing kickoff is downed in the end zone, touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Foster for 4.

Foster for 3. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Pass to Hop is good for nice gain but they get him for offensive PI. 3rd and 13 coming up.

Short pass to Fido only gets about 4. Texans will have to punt.

Colts bring the punt back to their 37.

I am tired of people trying to convince me that certain players are good...

Kareem Jackson is not good

Derek Newton is not good

Eddie Pleasant is a practice squad player

AJ Bouye is a practice squad player

Jared Crick is not good

If you disagree prove me otherwise...

Colt's ball at their 37.

Gore for 2.

Robinson for 4. 3rd and 4 coming up.

JJo breaks up the pass intended for Hilton, inc. Colts will have to punt.

Mumph fair catches the punt at the Texan 10.

9:08 left in the 3rd qtr.

Texan's ball at their 10 yard line.

Short pass to Hop gets 4.

Foster gets 6 and the 1st down.

Pass to Hop goes to the 35. 15 yards.

Foster for no gain.

Pass to Foster gets 10 and the 1st down.

Pass to Mumph gets 6. Ball at the Colt 49.

Foster gets 5 and the 1st down.

Pass to Hop goes to the 10 yard line of the Colts.

Foster for no gain. 2nd and goal.

Pass to Strong all alone goes for the TD.

Colts 20, Texans 17

4:03 left in the 3rd qtr.

Can we please have a 3rd w/o getting a D holding call! :mad:

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. Why do we keep re-signing these players?

This has got to be the dumbest team I've ever seen.

No refs, that wasn't a pick play. Of course, we get the no-call.

The ensuing kickoff is downed for a touchback.

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Colt's ball at their 20.

4:03 left in the 3rd qtr.

Pass to Fleener gets 4.

Pass to Hilton goes inc, but flag on Joseph for holding.... 5 yards and an auto 1st down at the Colt 30.

Gore for almost 7.

Gore for 2. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Tipton gets 1 and the 1st down.

Pass to Robinson gets 6.

Pass to AJ goes for 14. Ball at the Texan 39.

End of the 3rd qtr.

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Pass to Doyle goes for no gain.

Gore for no gain... facemask on Clowney goes for 15. Ball at the Texan 24.

False start Colts. Makes it 1st and 15.

Gore gets 16 and the 1st down.

Robinson for 1. 2nd and 9 at the 13.

Pass to AJ broken up, inc. 3rd and 9 coming up.

INT by Moore but holding on Eddie Unpleasant negates it. 1st and goal at the 8 for the Colts.

Robinson for 1.

Unnecessary PI by KJ give the Colts a 1st and goal at the 1.

Gore loses 1.

Pass to Fleener is broken up, inc. 3rd and goal at the 2.

Pass to AJ good for the TD.

Colts 27, Texans 17

10:28 left in the game.

That could not have been legal...he damn near intentionally blocked the corner...

The ensuing kickoff is downed in the end zone, touchback.

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Texan's ball at their 20.

Pass to Foster goes to the Colt 48.

Pass to Graham gets 8.

Foster caught for loss of 1. 3rd and 3 coming up.

Pass to Foster gets 4 and the 1st down.

Blue gets 8 but holding on the Texans brings it back. Makes it 1st and 20.

Dumpoff to Blue gets 6. 2nd and 14 coming up.

Dump off to Foster gets 10. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Oy, pass to Hop over his head, inc. Texans to go for the FG.

Novak's 49-yarder is good.

Colts 27, Texans 20

6:07 left in the game.

The ensuing kickoff is out of the end zone, touchback.

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Colt's ball at their 20.

Pass to Hilton gets 8.

Gore gets 4 and the 1st down.

Gore for 1.

Dumpoff to Doyle gets nice gain but ineligible man downfield brings it back. Makes it 2nd and 13.

Deep pass to Hilton goes inc. 3rd and 13 coming up.

Screen pass goes inc. Colts will have to punt. 3:39 left in the game.

Mumph brings the punt back to the Texan 37.

Texan's ball at their 37.

3:25 left in the game. Texans have all 3 timeouts.

Pass to Hop goes for nice gainer but flag is down....15 yards for taunting on Hop. Ball at the Texan 42.

Pass to Foster gets 12.

Short pass to Mumph gets 4.

Pass over the middle to Foster only gets 3. 3rd and about 2 coming up.

2 minute warning.

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On 3rd and 2, Hoyer's deep pass is INT'ed. Flag is down.....refs says, "no foul". Colt's ball.

Colt's ball at the Texan 16.

Gore for 1. Texans use a timeout.

Gore for 2. Texans use another timeout (#2). 3rd and 6 coming up.

Deep pass to Hilton goes for big gainer. 43 yards. That'll do it with 1:33 left in the game.

Colts kneeling it.

Final Score:

Colts 27, Texans 20

Are we done giving Kareem Jackson more credit than he deserves.

No matter how great it appears, a LOSER will always shows his true colors...

If you weren't careful you may have almost thought that Hoyer was something he wasn't. You would have been calling for Mallets head...until Hoyer showed you who he really was...a Mirage

That is an embarrassing loss on so many levels.

Our team was totally flat out of the gates again. How do you come out flat for a Night game at home. Of course we came out flat in week 1.

Our QBs are awful. We got a fortunate hail mary at the half and otherwise scored 1 TD all night. Hoyer threw one of the dumber INTs I've ever seen to end the game, and he was clearly the better QB.

We couldn't run the ball against a defense that can't stop the run.

The refs were terrible, but it still doesn't account for all of the penalty issues. Hopkins had an especially dumb one late.

And above all of that, our defense got run off the field by a team with a 40 year old QB and no running game. I'm tempted to say we made Hasselback look 30 but the truth is he was never very good when he was 30. Of course he had a clean jersey at the end of the game, so that makes playing QB pretty easy. JJ was invisible all game unless you count all the run game holes he opened up by jumping around blockers. Our whole defensive backfield was awful. And for the 2nd week in a row we looked gutless when it came to tackling.

This team is in the worst division in football and is already dead in the water in week 5.

Yep, this team still has the losing stinch of the Kubiak era. We need to just gut the team and start over. Remove every player from that regime (including the GM). We settled this offseason for resigning scrubs...and felt good about it. As bad as it is to say this, but JJ is being given too much leeway. DCs are scheming him perfectly. He has got to become more fundamentally sound.

Here's what I think. I think that most people in the NFL are morons. That includes players, coaches, owners, all of them. I think that every now and then a guys like BOB comes along and he makes people think he's not a moron. Hell, he went to Brown. Look, I went to a school like that and most of the football guys were morons. Maybe a little smarter than the average moron, but they were not bright.

A guy like Belichick who is pretty bright shows up and comparatively speaking he seems like a genius. Pair him with another guy who is pretty bright and see that he's a quarterback and you have a nearly unbeatable combination. It really doesn't take much. You just have to find someone who is not an idiot to run the show.

No one in a position of authority in the Texans organization is intelligent. The owner isn't very bright. I don't care how much money he has. Everyone here knows he's not very smart. But the irony is, that shouldn't matter. Hire a smart GM and hire a smart coach and you're on your way. (How do you recognize a smart guy if you're a dumbass? I don't know. That is a puzzler.)

So as long as BOB is the head coach and he puts guys like RAC and Godsey in charge of their respective halves of the team the Texans will continue to lose, at home, on national television, to bad, bad, bad teams led by quarterbacks who are in the same decade of life that I am. The Colts are not good. I seriously doubt that they will win the division no matter how quickly Luck comes back. I have watched all their games. They are bad. The Texans never really threatened them today.

BOB should be fired today if only for having scolded Texans fans saying that they should be proud of these two quarterbacks he's personally brought in.

As I said earlier, this is as bad a Texans team as I have ever seen. That is absolutely crazy. The Texans are going to get spanked in Jacksonville.

Hey, don't fret... Maybe Hasselbeck will be available next offseason and we can upgrade at QB.

No, hell no. I want Mike Vick.

Is it to early to start talking draft. The DL from Ole Miss looks really good.

Seven wins could win this stupid division, and the Texans appear to be lucky if they figure out how to win even four this season. This is just a low talent, undisciplined team.

The LBs are terrible. The safeties are terrible. The pass rush over-pursues. And that's just the defense, which actually isn't horrible.

The play-calling is unimaginitive. The 3rd-and-long draw is doing the defense a favor in 21st century football. This team is miserable executing the screen play (on both sides of the ball). I'm really not sure the forward pass should ever be needed to beat the Colts this season, but hey, the Texans have gunslingers Houston should be proud of back there so let 'er fly.

I want to like O'Brien. But if the 1-3 start wasn't on him before, this loss is all on him. Clean out Rick Smith now, before we get any deeper into the college season so the new guy can ensure his college scouts are in place. Do what it takes to get the right QB in the offseason, whatever it costs.

Dream on, dude. Smith isn't going anywhere. McSenile thinks he's doing an OUTSTANDING job.

Yeah, quoting myself from earlier in this thread...
So first game active and Strong responds with not one, but two touchdowns. So glad this coaching staff knows what the hell they're doing. They probably still can't wait for Washington to get back on the field so they can go back to kicking Strong to the curb again.

Sad face emoji from me.

Bob McSenile, Cal McSenile, and Smith were standing on the sideline, per usual, thru the first quarter or so of the game again tonight. Witnessing firsthand, from sea level, the Texans fart their way to another inexplicable multiple score deficit in the opening minutes. Just how impressive a shitshine is Smith putting on these two to be able to keep standing there with them?

Would love for Bob to just lean over to Smith, whisper in his ear, 'Straight to the parking lot tonight, Rick. We'll FedEx your personals.'

I'm at the point where I wish McSenile would just pass control to McSenile Jr. and let us see if things change. Maybe McSenile Jr has the nuts to make changes but just can't because daddy's a doofus and doesn't listen.

Perfect.....

Aaron Wilson ‏@AaronWilson_NFL 18m18 minutes ago
Texans LB Jadeveon Clowney's right foot in walking boot http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...-walking-boot/ …

Out schemed and lack of other supporting personnel.

Matt Williamson ‏@WilliamsonNFL 5m5 minutes ago
Last night Hasselbeck was pressured once of his 29 drop backs...ONCE!...double Watt & Clowney & no one else does a thing for #Texans

Early line - Texans @ Jaguars = pickem

Was just looking at NFL team statistics and see Texans look pretty good. Fifth overall on offense and eleventh overall on defense.

So, maybe things will get better over next 11 games.

That is freaking ridiculous.

Ugh.....