Kinda glad he tripped, lol. Figure that reverse works, the worst result on the play would be a fumble, so it would have happened.

6:58 left in the half.

Pass to Edwards goes all the way to the Texan 10. 1st down.

LT for 6. 2nd and goal from the 4.

Quick slant to Edwards gets the TD.

Jets 10, Texans 7

Our defensive secondary is absolutely, unbelievably clueless. I have never seen such slapdickery.

5:18 left in the half.

JJ brings the kickoff back to the Texan 17.

Foster sweeps left for no gain.

Ohhohohoh, deep pass to Walter is dropped. Makes it 3rd and 10.

3rd down pass is inc. Texans have to punt.

Punt is fair caught in Texans territory.

I never thought it could be possible but Jacoby Jones is every bit as bad on kickoff returns as Steve Sla(y)ton is. And that means he is terrible.

Damn Kevin! Damn!

Ball at the Texans 48.

Greene sweeps left for about 6. 2nd and 4 coming up.

Greene for 2 or 3. Makes it 3rd and 2.

Greene pops loose for the 1st down. Ball at the Texan 30.

Greene goes left side -1. Makes it 2nd and 11.

2 minute warning.

Just once I'd like him hit the outside.... Always seems like there's more yardage to be made there...

Gots to hold 'em to a FG here....

On 2nd and 11, Sanchez pass is inc. but they get Pollard for roughing the passer. Moves the ball to the Texan 17, 1st down Jets.

Dump pass to LT goes for a small loss but another flag on the play. Correction: no foul. 2nd and 13.

Pass to Keller goes for about 4. Makes it 3rd and 9.

3rd down pass is inc. Jets have to go for the FG.

33 yarder is good.

Jets 13, Texans 7

58 seconds left in the half.

Jerome Boger is turrible.

A FG keeps them within one score. If it stays that way going into halftime, we have a chance.

Jason Allen is the best player in the Texans' secondary by a significant distance. Think about that for a while.

JJ brings the kickoff back to the Texan 30. 52 seconds left in the half.

Pass to DA goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass to AJ goes for about 5. Makes it 3rd and 5. Timeout Texans. 38 seconds left in the half.

Pass to AJ gets 5 and the 1st down. Ball at the Texan 41.

Dump to Foster goes all the way to the Jets 39.

Pass to AJ broken up. 1 second left in the half.

Schaub is sacked.

Halftime.

Rackers doesn't have the range to try a 56-yd FG. That's three points we should have had with better clock management.

As usual, absolutely terrible clock management. I loved how they didn't use a TO so they could run an out to AJ to the sideline. Makes perfect sense.

Well, there you go... Neither the coach nor the QB are smart enough to call a timeout. This team never ceases to amaze with their constant in-game bungles.

Halftime stats:

Passing: Schaub 9/17, 93 yard, 0 TD, 0 INT

Rushing: Foster 13/53, Ward 2/0

Receiving: Foster 3/46, AJ 3/12, Dreesen 2/32, DA 1/2

Tackles: Bentley 3, Wilson/Smith/Cody/Mario/Allen/Mitchell/Sharpton 2 each

3rd down conversions: Texans 4/8, Jets 3/7

Red zone: Texans 1/1, Jets 1/3

Turnovers: Texans 0, Jets 0

Time of possession: Texans 15:32, Jets 14:28

Total yards: Texans 151, Jets 147

Halftime score: Jets 13, Texans 7

If you call time out after picking up that final first down you have at least two plays to run. I know I don't need to tell all of you that, you are not f%cking idiots. Someone needs to tell Gary Kubiak, who is.

Man, that shit is frustrating, watching Kubiak step on his dick week after week after week. The Texans aren't just playing against their opponent, they also have to play against their coaching staff. It's amazing they have ever won a game, ever.

Jets bring the 2nd half kickoff back to their 35.

Pass to Holmes good for 12.

LT for no gain. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Pass broken up by GQ. 3rd and 10 coming up.

Sanchez flushed from the pocket scrambles for the 1st down marker. 1st down.

Greene for 2. 2nd and 8 coming up.

Pass to Holmes goes for another 1st down. Ball at the Texan 29.

Reverse to Smith goes for 1. 2nd and 9 coming up.

Neither one is playing worth a crap. Add WR to the draft/FA list next year. That's next to DB, S, LB, DL, OL, P, K, KR... I'm sure Smithiak will look at that list and draft a couple more TEs, though.

On 2nd and 9, Sanchez chased down by Mario for a loss. Makes it 3rd and 17.

Pass to Holmes broken up by KJ. Jets to go for the FG.

Folk's 53 yarder is just short.

Texans ball at their own 43.

Here's a break, Texans. Do something with it....

10:08 left in the 3rd.

Dump to Casey gets about 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Foster for about 3. 3rd and 4 coming up.

Schaub's pass too low for AJ. Texans have to punt.

Leonhard fair catches about the Jets 8.

8:44 left in the 3rd.

From their 40-something they go 3 & out. What a blown opp disappointing

Greene for about 4. 2nd and 6 coming up.

Pass to Edwards gets about 12 and the 1st down.

Greene rushes for 12.

Pass to Greene broken up by Bentley. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Sanchez's pass sails inc. Makes it 3rd and 10.

Dump to LT goes for nice gain and a 1st down.

Greene for about 3. 2nd and 7 coming up.

Greene tripped up for 1. 3rd and 6 coming up. Ball at the Texan 42.

Fan on the field!

Way to go Cushing. That's not even average.
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Well, the D hung in there pretty good for almost 3 quarters. "bout as good as we can expect.

4:56 left in the 3rd.

On 3rd and 6, pass to Holmes goes all the way.

Jets 20, Texans 7

McCain just looked terrible on that one.

Please fire Frank Bush after this game. That outta send a message to the defensive players.

How bad is McManis not to be able to get on the field among this nauseating bullshit? Rick Smith has put together the worst defensive secondary in NFL history. They're not even suffering from injuries like the rest of the defense, they are simply just terrible.

Blowout = On

I'm all for firing Frank Bush along with every other idiot who wears Texans apparel on the field or in the booth. But what does Frank Bush have to do with the fact that his corners can't cover and his safeties can't play?

Schaub looks like SH!T today!!!

McManis wasn't drafted high enough to get on the field for the Texans.

JJ brings the kickoff back to the Texan 16.

Let's go pass happy.. :rolleyes:

Deep pass to AJ broken up by Leonhard. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Screen to Foster -5. Makes it 3rd and 15.

Schaub's pass to JJ goes inc. Texans have to punt.

Jets bring the punt back to about their 45.

Well it outta do something positive at least.... Look at the Cowboys how they responded after they dumped Wade who was their defensive caller. They are still the same team on defense but now they are playing harder. I'm 100% positive the Cowboys will finish with a better record than the Texans even after their 1-6 start.

I'm seeing a team that's on the threshold of giving up for the season.

3:41 left in the 3rd.

LT for 5. 2nd and 5 coming up.

LT for 3. 3rd and 2 coming up.

A stop - Cushing wraps up LT. 4th and 1.

Jets punt fair caught by JJ at the Texan 9.

1:30 left in the 3rd.

Oh no, Foster had a nice gain and then coughs it up. Jets ball at the Texan 22.

Dump to Richardson gets about 5 but flag on the play. Illegal contact on Sharpton. 5 yards and a 1st down. Ball at the Texan 17.

Greene for 2. 2nd and 8 coming up.

Dump to Keller goes to the 12. Makes it 3rd and 5.

End of 3rd quarter.

On 3rd and 5, Sanchez's pass goes inc. Jet to go for the FG.

30 yarder is good.

Jets 23, Texans 7

Runnin' out of time, offense....

JJ brings the kickoff back to the Texan 21.

Pass to Dreessen goes for big gainer. Ball at the Jets 47.

Dump to Foster goes for nice gain. Ball at the Jets 33.

Pass to KW gets 12.

Dump to Foster goes inc. 2nd and 10 coming up.

Foster for 1. 3rd and 9 coming up.

Pass in the endzone to AJ inc. 4th and 9 coming up. Texans to go for the FG.

Rackers 38 yarder is good.

Jets 23, Texans 10

12:21 left in the game.