Pass to Edelman gets 5.

Lewis for 4. 3rd and 1 coming up.

Lewis gets caught for a loss of 1. Pats will punt on 4th and 2.

Ervin fair catches the punt at the Texan 19. Texan's ball.

11:05 left in the 1st qtr.

Already two things that I dreaded seeing - Chris Clark sucking and Tyler Ervin on the punt return.

Seriously, there is no mfer on any practice squad anywhere that is better than Chris Clark? Seriously? He is to line play what BO is to quarterbacking.

Also, while I'm complaining, why in tf is Simon on the active roster if he can't play today?

L Miller for 2.

Oy, pass to Fuller off the mark, inc. Brings up 3rd and 8.

Pass to Mumph broken up, inc. Texans will have to punt.

Pats fair catch the punt at their 35 yard line. Pat's ball.

10:10 left in the 1st qtr.

Brock being Brock, and yep, here come the crap calls by the refs.

Ah, deep pass draws the PI on Bouye. Places the ball at the Texan 35.

Pass to Hogan on the sideline goes to the Texan 13.

Flare pass to Lewis is good for the TD.

Pats 7, Texans 0

9:27 left in the 1st qtr.

Exactly the start that everyone expected. Terrible offense and defense exposed by top notch play calling...

Gotta answer, boys....

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Hunt brings the ensuing kickoff back to the Texan 24. Texan's ball.

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Flare pass to Hunt gets 4 but a flag is down..... PI on Hop, -10. Makes it 1st and 20.

Pass to Fuller gets 7. 2nd and 13 coming up.

Oz gets sacked. Loss of 5. Brings up 3rd and 18.

Short pass over the middle to Hop gets about 9 or 10. Flags down......personal foul on the Pats (wow!)....15 yards and a 1st down.

L Miller goes right side for 5. 2nd and 4 coming up.

Dump off to L Miller gets 6 and the 1st down.

L Miller up the gut for 7. Ball at the Pat 42.

L Miller for 1. 3rd and 2 coming up.

Pass to Grimes gets 5 and the 1st down.

Pass to Fido gets 9. 2nd and 1 coming up. Ball at the Pat 26.

Grimes goes to the Pat 21 yard line, 1st down.

Eeesh, pass to Fido in the end zone is off his hands, inc.

L Miller goes left side for 4. 3rd and 6 coming up.

Pass to Hunt only gets 2. Texans will go for the FG.

Novak's 33-yarder is good.

Pats 7, Texans 3

1:15 left in the 1st qtr.

More disgusting red zone play calling.

I don't know for sure but it looks like BOB is calling the plays today.

Need a stop, defense.......

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The ensuing kickoff is brought back by Lewis all the way for the TD, 98 yards.

Pats 14, Texans 3

1 minute left in the 1st qtr.

Attack of the FG kings...

What a way to start this game...

It's a Texans playoff tradition.

Fire these mother****************ers, I mean, ****************.

Hunt brings the ensuing kickoff back to the Texan 28. Texan's ball.

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Screen to Fuller gets 2.

Pass to Mumph gets 7. 3rd and 1 coming up.

End of the 1st qtr.

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On 3rd and 1, Oz throws short to L Miller for a loss of 1. Texans have to punt.

Lechler's punt goes into the end zone, touchback. Pat's ball at their 20.

14:32 left in the half.

Who the hell is #20? I watched this dude make two terrible special teams plays...One that led to a run back for a TD

That's my Bouye! Tipped pass is INT'ed! Texan's ball at the Pat 27!

Would somebody on offense make a fricken play? Bad throws, dropped passes in the end zone, penalties, wimpy runs. This is nuts!

Why do I feel like Grimes and Hunt run the ball better than every other back on the team...

Pass to Fuller gets 7.

L Miller for 4. Gotta punch it in, fellas....

On 1st down, pass in the end zone to Fido is nearly INT'ed. Flag on the Texans for holding backs it up 10. 1st and 20 coming up.

L Miller sweeps right for 4. 2nd and 16 coming up.

Pass to Fuller along the sideline is too tall, inc. 3rd and 16 coming up.

Screen to Hunt goes to the 8 yard line. Brings up 4th and 2, Texans going for the FG.

Novak's 27-yarder is good.

Pats 14, Texans 6

11:36 left in the half.

FG kings strike again

Don Jones. Got faked out on the fair catch, didn't he?

Real cute stat, CBS.

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Pats fumble the ensuing kickoff! Texans ball at the Pat 14!